299+ Best Funny Friendship Shayari in English With Images 2023
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=> 01 - TOP Funny Friendship Shayari in English
Lafzon kaa khel hai saara
koi khafa ho jaata hai
to koi dafa ho jaata hai…
Bahut papad belne pade hai zindagi mai
Par hum toh
readymade hi le lete hai
kaun lafda pale…
*
Ankhon Se Aasuon
Ki Bidaayi Kar Do
Dil Se Ghamo Ki Judayi Kar Do
AGar Fir Bhi Dil Na Lage Kahin
Toh Mere Ghar Ki
Putayi Kar Do…
Tum Sa Koi Dusra
Zameen Par Hua
Toh Rab Se Shikayat Hogi
Ek Ko Toh Jhela Nahi Jata
Dusra Aa Gaya Toh
Kya Halat Hogi….
Dosti Buri Ho Toh Use Hone Mat Do
Agar Ho Gayi Toh Use Khone Mat Do
Aur Agar Dost Ho Sabse Pyara Toh
Use Chain Ki Neend
Sone Mat Do
Pehli Najar Mein Laga Woh Meri Hai
Aankhein Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain
Propose Kar Kar Ke Thak Gaye Hum
Ab Pata Chala Woh Toh Behri Hai…
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Har Aahat Par
Jaan Nikal Jaati Hai
Ye Public Toilet Me
Kundi Kyun Nahi Hoti…
Wo Mila To Kehta
Tha Ke Pilot Banunga
Halat Aisi Hai Ki
Makkhi Bhi Udayi
Nahi Jati….
Tere Ishq Ne Sarkari
Daftar Bana Diya Dil Ko
Na Koi Kaam Karta Hai
Na Koi Baat Sunta Hai…
Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi
Davaa Se ilaaj Ghalib
Ishq Ka Rog Tha
Maa Ki Chappal Se Hi
Aaram Aaya…
=> 02 - Funny Friendship Quotes In English
Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi
Davaa Se ilaaj Ghalib
Ishq Ka Rog Tha
Maa Ki Chappal Se Hi
Aaram Aaya…
Boyfriend :- Daayan Sa Chehara Tera
Choodel See Teree Muskaan Hai
Rang Tera Dekh Ke
Roop Tera Dekh Ke
Bhens Bhee Hairaan Hai
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NoteBandi Ka Ek Yeh Bhi
Asar Najar Aaya
Woh Bewafa Fir Se Mere Dar Pe
Najar Aaya..
Tere Dimaang Mein Meri
Yaad Ko Panah Mil Jaye
Agar Tu Bhol Jaye Mujhe
To Teri Khushi Fanaa Ho Jaye…
Meri Khushi Ke Lamhe
Is Kadar Mukhtsar Hain Faraz
Abi Mujra Shuru Hi Hua
Tha Ke Chaapa Pad gaya..
Fizaaho Ka Intezaar
Hum Nahi Karte
In Aandhiyon Par
Aitbaar Hum Nahi Karte
Mann Karta Hai To
Sms Kar Dete Hai
Kanjoos Bankar Sms Ka
Intezaar Nahi Karte
*
Kabhi Garam Kabhi
Thanda Piya Karo
Sms Kuch Naya Naya Kiya Karo
Are Kanjus Kabhi To
Net Pack Kara Liya Kar
Hum Hansi Ke Doctor Hai
Roz Hamse Hansi Ki
Khuraakh Liya Karo.
Ye Jaruri Nahi Ki Tum Apney
Sachche Doston Ko Sab Kuch Batao
Par Ye Jaruri Hai
Ki Tum Jo Bhi Batao
Wo Sach Ho..
DarPok Hai Wo Log
Jo Online Aane Se
Darte Hai
Sala Jigar Chahiye
Time Barbaad
Karne K Liye.
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jailar :- Suna Hai Tum Shayar Ho
Kuch Sunao Yaar
Qaidi:- Gum-E-Ulfat Mein Jo
Zindagi Kati Hai Hamari
Jis Din Jamanat Huyi Hamari Us Din
Zindagi Khatam Tumhari….
=> 03 - Funny Friendship Status In English
comedy funny shayari
Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya
Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani
Chidak Raha Tha
Santa Intezar Karta Raha
Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Santa Bola
Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To
Ek Kilo Tol Do
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Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Kimat
Tum Kya Jano Ramesh Babu
*
Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
To Aaj Ke Lunch Ka
Bill Tu Bhar..
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Arj Kiya Hai…
Wo Tumhen DP Dikhaakar
Gumraah Karegi
Magar Tum Aadhaar Card Par
Ade Rehena.
Teri Duniya Mein Koi Gham Na Ho
Teri Khushiyan Kabhi Kam Na Ho
Bhagwan Tujhe Aisi Item De
Jo Sunny Leone Se Kam Na Ho
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Apni Tarif Swayam kare
Burai Karne ke liye toh
bhaut Haramkhor
Baithe hai…
*
Pyaar kabhi bhi
ho sakta hai
Dimaag kharab hone ka
koi time fix nahi hai…
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Kya Leke Aaye TheЁЯдн
Kya Leke JaogeЁЯШО
Mujhe Message Na KrkeЁЯШП
Kitne Pese Bachaoge…
Palat Dunga Saari Duniya
Main Aye Khuda
Bas Rajai Mein Se Nikalne Ki
Taqat De De…
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Khud ko
zaleel karne ka
dusra naam
mohabbat hain
=> 04 - Funny Friendship Lines In English
Jo log jalte hai aapse
unme thodi Havan Samagri
dalkar kahiye
swaha….
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Are Like
Tom And Jerry
They Tease Each Other
Knock Down Each Other
Irritate Each Other
But Can’T Live
Without Each Other….
*
Mujhe likhane Se Jyada
jugalbandi pasand hai
mujhe Mujhse Jyada
Meri bandi pasand hai..!
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Aajkal Ka Pyar Ham
machharon ki tarah ho
gaya hai jab tak allout chalta
hai tab tak pyar chalta hai..!
Sab Apni Love story ghar
Walon Ko Bataien Man
Gaye to theek Varna April
Phool Banaa kar kam chalayien..!
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Tu rukhi Hai Tujhe Kaise
Main Manaun Tu Kahe To Tere
Liye Aalu ki sabji mein banao..
*
Funny shayari in english
Meethi Hai mithaai
papdi thoda shakt Hai
Hamari Zindagi tu Jaani
Badi Jabardast hai..!
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Hamare toh dost bhi
gajab hai Kabhi wo pyar se
bhagta hai Kabhi wo
mohabbat ke baat karta hain
Arz kiya hai, zara gaur farmaiye,
Na hi zarurat hai sitaron ki,
Naa hi zarurat hai faltu yaaron ki,
Ek dost chahiye aapke jaisa,
Jo watt laga de Hazaron ki.
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Dear friend delete for everyone
Wala mazak mere saath
Mat kiya karo mein notification
se hi message padh leta hun!
=> 05 - Funny Friendship Captions In English
Friends ko raaz batane
Se behtar hai, Bada
Newspaper me print karwa dun!
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Mere yaar toh bahut acha hai
Akal ke tohi kacha
Lekin dil ke bade sacche hai
*
Agar aap kisi ladki ko
sachche mann chaho toh
Apne kuch dost bhi Us
Ladki ko Chahne lagte hain
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Teri Meri Love Story Aisi Ho,
ID Teri Magar DP Meri Ho
Teri Meri Love Story Aisi Ho,
ID Teri Magar DP Meri Ho
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Sachha pyar mile na mile
Sachha yaar jarur milna chahiye
*
рд╕рдЪ्рдЪा рдк्рдпाрд░ рдоिрд▓े рдиा рдоिрд▓े
рд╕рдЪ्рдЪा рдпाрд░ рдЬрд░ूрд░ рдоिрд▓рдиा рдЪाрд╣िрдП
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Apne sapne ko adhura mat
chodiye Sote rahiye…
Ye dost na kabhi tujhe koi gham ho
Naa Kabhi Teri Khushiyan Kam Ho
Dene wala Tumko aise item de Jo
DABANGG ki MUNNI se kam na ho
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Dear friend delete for everyone
wala mazak mere saath
mat kiya karo Main notification
se hi msg padh leta hu
=> 06 - Funny Friendship Thoughts In English
Khat Likhta Hun Khoon Se Syahi Na Samjhna,
Kisi Mareej Ka Saimpal Ayaa Tha Mera Na Samjhna.
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Ankho Mein Aansu Chehre Par Hansi Hai,
Saanso Mein Aahein Dil Mein Bebasi Hai,
Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Yaar Ki,
Darwaje Mein Ungli Fansi Hai.
*
Humari Zindagi To Andheron Me Gujarti Hai Faraz,
Wo Aur Log Hain Jo Invetrer Laga Lete Hain.
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Apni Surat Ka Kabhi Toh Deedar De,
Tadap Raha Hun Ab Aur Intezaar Na De,
Apni Aawaj Nahi Sunani Toh Mat Suna,
Kam Se Kam Ek Miss Call Hi Maar De.
^
Kis Kis Ka Naam Lein Apni Barbadi Mein,
Bahut Log Aaye The Duayein Dene Shaadi Mein.
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Ye Jo Ladkiyon Ke Baal Hote Hain,
Ladkon Ko Fasaane Ka Jaal Hote Hain.
Khoon Chus Leti Hain Ladkon Ka Saara,
Tabhi To Inke Honth Laal Hote Hain.
*
Ab To Be-Ghairtein Iss Kadar Barh Gayi Hain Faraz,
Sher Kisi Aur Ka Hota Hai Naam Mera Thhok Dete Hain.
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Ye Keh Kar Unhone Hum Se Rishta Tod Diya Faraz,
Ke MoongFali Me Daana Nahin Aur Hum Tumhare Nana Nahi.
^
dar pok hai wo log jo online aane se darte hai
sala jigar chahiye time barbaad karne k liye
-
Jawani Ke Din Chamkeele Ho Gaye,
Husn Ke Tevar Bhi Nukeele Ho Gaye,
Hum Izhaar Karne Me Reh Gaye Yaaro,
Aur Udhar Unke Haath Peele Ho Gaye.
=> 07 - 2 Line Funny Shayari For Best Friend
Tere Ishq Ka Bukhar Hain Mujhko,
Aur Har Cheej Khane Ki Manaahi Hai,
Ek Ishq Ke Hakeem Ne Sirf,
Tere Chaman Ki Mausami Batayi Hai.
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tere dimaang mein meri yaad ko panaa mil jaye
agar to bhol jaye mujhe to teri khusi fanaa ho jaye
*
Ai Khuda Hichkiyon Me
Kuchh To Fark Dala Hota,
Ab Kaise Pata Karun Ke
Kaun Si Wali Yaad Kar Rahi Hai.
-
Arz Kiya Hai…
Teri Saanso Ko Meri Dil Me Panah Mil Jaye,
Teri Saanso Ko Meri Dil Me Panah Mil Jaye,
Agar Tu Na Mile To Ye Dil,
Kisi Aur Ke Ishk Me Fanah Ho Jaye.
^
NoteBandi Ka Ek Yeh Bhi Asar Najar Aaya,
Woh Bewafa Fir Se Mere Dar Pe Najar Aaya,
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Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye,
Husn Ke Tevar Nukile Ho Gaye,
Hum Izhar Karne Mein Reh Gaye,
Aur Udhar Unke Haath Peele Ho Gaye.
*
Wo Mujhse Mere Pyar Ka Hisaab Chahti Hai Faraz,
Jo Khud Matric Me Nakal Maar Ke Paas Huyi Thi.
-
Kaash Pyaar Ka Insurance Karwaya Jata,
Pyar Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata,
Agar Pyar Me Wafa Mili To Theek Varna,
Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim Dilwaya Jata.
^
Hum DilPhenk Aashiq Har Kaam Mein Kamaal Kar Dein,
Jo Vaada Kare Woh Pura Har Haal Mein Kar Dein,
Kya Zarurat Hai Ladkiyo Ko Lipistic Lagane Ki,
Hum Chum-Chum Ke Hi Honth Laal Kar Dein.
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Na Jaane Kab Koee Apana Ruth Jaaye
Na Jaane Kabakoee Ashk Aankhon Se Chhootajaaye
Kuchh Pal Hamaare Saathabhee Muskura Liya Karo Ai Dost
Na Jaane Kab Tumhaare Daant Tootajaaye
Funny Shayari For Friend
=> 08 - 2 Line Insult Shayari In English
Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye,
Dil Mile Na Mile Haath Barhate Rahiye,
Taj Mahal Na Banaiye Mehnga Padega,
Magar Har Taraf Mumtaj Banate Rahiye.
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kabhi garam kabhi thanda piya karo
sms kuch naya naya kiya karo
are kanjus kabhi to net pack kara liya kar
hum hansi ke doctor hai
roz hamse hansi ke khuraakh liya karo
*
jitni choti baat par gabbar goli nahi marta
unti choti baat se aaj kal ladkiyan block maar deti hai
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Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujhsey Set Ho Jaao Daffaa Karo Usko.
^
Mat Dhundho Mujhe Iss Duniya Ke Tanhayi Mein,
Thand Bahut Hai Main Yehi Milunga Apni Rajai Mein.
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Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Woh Meri Hai,
Aankhein Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain,
Propose Kar Kar Ke Thak Gaye Hum,
Ab Pata Chala Woh Toh Behri Hai.
*
Aasmaan Me Kaali Ghata Chhayi Hai,
Aaj Phir Tune Girlfriend Se Maar Khayi Hai,
Magar Ismein Teri Galti Nahi Hai Dost,
Tu Shakal Se Lagta Kalu Halwai Hai.
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Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala Kya Jaane,
Pyar Ke Riwajo Ko Ye Zamana Kya Jaane,
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane Me,
Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane.
^
Yeh Jo Ladkiyon Ke Baal Hote Hain,
Ladkon Ko Fasaane Ka Jaal Hote Hain.
Khoon Chus Leti Hain Ladkon Ka Saara,
Tabhi Toh Inke Honth Laal Hote Hain.
-
mohabbat ke kharche ki badi lambi kahani hai
kabhi film dikhani hai to kabhi shoping karani hai
mastar roz kehta hai kahan hai fees ke paise
use samjhao mein kaise ki mujhe bhi ladki patani hai
=> 09 - Funny Friendship Shayari In Hindi
Aankhon Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rahti Hai,
Nigah Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rahti Hai,
Tere Bin Koyi Kami To Nahi Hai Aye Dost,
Bass Gali Wali Jamadarni Udhas Rahti Hai.
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Mera Dost Mujhse Ye Kah Kar Dur Chala Gaya Faraz,
Ke Dosti Dur Ki Achhi Roti Tandoor Ki Achhi.
*
Mera Dost Mujhse Yeh Kah Kar Dur Chala Gaya Faraz,
Ke Dosti Dur Ki Achhi Roti Tandoor Ki Achhi.
-
Pati – Mujhe Ajeeb See Beemaaree Huee Hai
Meree Beevee Jab Bolatee Hai To Mujhe Sunaee Nahin Deta
Hakeem – Maashaallaah Ye Beemaaree Nahin
Ye Tum Par Khuda Kee Rahamat Huee Hai рд╣ुрдИ рд╣ै
^
Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Jamane Me Laga Dunga
Uski Doli Jo Uthi TOH Koi Baat Nahi
Talented Hoon Doosri Pata Lunga !!
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Aankhon Se Aasuon Ki Bidayi Kar Do,
Dil Se Gamo Ki Judayi Kar Do,
Agar Fir Bhi Dil Na Lage Kahin,
To Mere Ghar Ki Putaayi Kar Do.
*
Dosti Buri Ho Toh Use Hone Mat Do,
Agar Ho Gayi Toh Use Khone Mat Do,
Aur Agar Dost Ho Sabse Pyara Toh,
Use Chain Ki Neend Sone Mat Do.
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Khayal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai,
Nigah Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai,
Tere Bin Koyi Kami Toh Nahi Hai Aye Dost,
Bass Gali Wali Jamadarni Udhas Rehti Hai.
^
Usi Din Se Whatsapp Se Nafrat Ho Gayi Ghalib,
Jab Baal Katwane Ke Liye Admin Ne Chanda Maang Liya.
-
Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho,
Itna Qatil Kaise Sharma Lete Ho,
Kitni Aasani Se Jaan Le Lete Ho,
Kisi Ne Sikhaya Ya Bachpan Se Kamine Ho?
=> 10 - Attitude Funny Shayari In English
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
.
And Kissing Them Is The Boys Duty!
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Us Se Keh Do Wo Mujhe Pagal Na Kahe Faraz,
Mummi Kehti Hain Jo Kehta Hai Wo Khud Hi Hota Hai.
*
Iss Qabr Me Bhi Humko Sukoon Naseeb Nahi Faraz,
Roz Farishte Aa Ke Kehte Hain Ek Sher Ho Jaye.
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Bade hi chupke se bheja tha,
Mere mehbub ne muje ek gulab,
Kambhakht uski khusbu ne ,
Sare shehar me hungama kar diya.
^
jielar…suna hai tum shayar ho kuch sunao yaar
Qaidi…Gum-e-ulfat mein jo zindagi kati hai hamari
jis din jamanat huyi hamari us din zindagi khatam tumhari
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Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum Phool Ki Tareh,
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Se Bachaya Karo,
Sirf Aankhon Me Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi,
Gale Me Nimbu-Mirch Bhi Latkaya Karo.
*
Zidd par ishq
agar aa jaaye
paani chhidak
ke aag lagaaye..
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Palat Doonga Saaree Duniya Main E Khuda
Bas Rajaee Mein Se Nikalane Kee Taakat De De
^
Jab Safed Saari Pe Laal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Kasam Se Ambulance Najar Aati Ho,
Wo Toh Ghaylo Ko Lekar Jati Hai,
Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho.
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Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai,
Likhti Hai I Love You Aur Send to All Karti Hai
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